An X-rated question: which airline wants some porn?

Posted 11/11/2011

So if you had to guess which airline would want to allow pornography, would your choice be 1.American Airlines, or 2. Virgin, or 3, United, “of the Friendly Skies reputation,” or 4, Ryanair.

You almost certainly guessed Ryanair, which some commentators say makes it reach a “a new low.”

When it comes to squeezing every penny out of their customers pocket nobody does it better than that carrier.

 “Now before everyone gets their panties into a bunch the CEO isn’t suggesting they broadcast porn flicks on the back of a fliers seat but rather allow for handheld devices to stream pornography using a specially designed Ryanair application,” reported the Inquisitor.

For example, tablet and smartphone users with Google Android or other capabilities might download the application and then use pay-per-view technology to view X-rated films.

When asked about his adult-themed vision, Ryanair head Michael O’Leary he said:

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?”

A representative for Ryanair quickly noted that “nothing has been decided as yet.”

This raises other questions at pay-for-all-perks Ryanair: Will there be X-rated sections on the plane? Will passengers have to pay extra to sit there? Or not sit there?

Or are people really so desperate for porn that they can't wait a few hours until they're back on solid ground?

What’s next? Fewer restrooms?

Oops, Ryanair has already floated that one earlier this year.

By David Wilkening

Originally published 10 Nov 2011 at: http://rss.feedsportal.com/c/398/f/5923/s/19fbe293/l/0L0Stravelmole0N0Cstories0C1150A1990Bphp0Dmpnlog0F1/story01.htm